Mr. Pleaser

We were packing up in the car yesterday and Parker was being exceptionally snotty. I finally turned around and say, "Parker, knock it off!"

His eyebrows furrow, he purses his lips and says, "No YOU knock it off."

Not funny.

Ever.

I then proceeded to not so gently remind him that there are some things that only parents can do. Like eat ice cream for dinner...in bed! (I didn't say that.)

It was quiet in the car and he finally says, "Mommy. You pritty gwill."

"Thank you Parker."

As if on cue, he quickly responds, "You happy now?"

No.