Deeps Thoughts by Blake

Did you know that Penguins only eat bacon? I bet you didn't realize that.

Mommy, Bruce and I are married. But only after he came out of my belly.

Um, I think that my bottom might have the throw ups.

Mommy. There really is no need for you to raise your voice.

I don't really care for what you made for dinner. Thank you anyways.

Mommy, don't talk back to Daddy.