Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Sir Parker Brent
When Pillows Come in the Mail...
Potty Humor
Why is it when you have kids, things that weren't funny before, are now really really funny. The kind of funny though, that you don't want your 3 year old to know are funny. This morning I found both of my children playing in the toilet. My mom always told me to keep the lid closed because the cat would drown in the bowl. (I think she just didn't like the looks of the inside of the toilet!) A couple of days ago, we had some friends over for dinner and Blake gets up from the table and starts to boogie. He starts singing, "Pee Pee Dance, Pee Pee Dance!" We head toward the bathroom and get comfy. I am kneeling next to him and he looks me in the eye, and in all seriousness, whispers, "Mommy, I think that there is a hair dryer on my bottom!" "What do you mean?" I asked him. "My poopy is really hot!" By the time Blake and Parker hit kindergarten, the insides of my cheeks will be raw.
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